March 29, 2014
Religious Life

*Weeks of grumbling about how our toasters take forever to toast things*

Father goes out and buys a new toaster

Father leaves said toaster in box on kitchen counter

Everyone in the house is amazed by the box and the new toaster but is afraid to open the box

Box sits on kitchen counter for three weeks

Cook moves box into pantry

Father baffled as to why new toaster is in pantry

Max gets toaster out of pantry and sets it up

March 18, 2014
"But others said they liked Quinn, whose administration has avoided major scandals — unlike his two predecessors who went to prison."—election.html;_ylt=AwrBJR.fzShT6T8AtzXQtDMD

March 3, 2014
"I think the world is largely united in recognizing that the steps Russia has taken are a violation of Ukraine’s sovereignty, their territorial integrity — that they’re a violation of international law."

— The Drone King

January 5, 2014

I need something to block Sherlock, Downtown Abbey, and Doctor Who from my feed.

Oh right, it’s called Twitter.

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December 6, 2013

Lost two followers over the Space Cases post lol. Good. I only want followers who respect 90s Nickelodeon.

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October 23, 2013
Reading a bunch of papal bull tonight #lol #readingwithmax

Reading a bunch of papal bull tonight #lol #readingwithmax

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May 5, 2013

Say Ojai, Ohio 3x fast

April 13, 2013

April 9, 2013

Who’s on First?

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March 20, 2013
"The unutterability of the incommunicable."

— John Crosby, “The Selfhood of the Human Person”

March 12, 2013
"Live by the sun, not the sons of *****es"

— Favorite quote ever about day light savings time

February 16, 2013

February 5, 2013

You’ve had a busy play day - You’ve wiretapped Mom’s cell phone and e-mail without a warrant, you’ve indefinitely detained your little brother Timmy in the linen closet without trial, and you’ve confiscated all the Super-Soakers from the neighborhood children (after all, why does any kid - besides you, of course - even NEED a Super-Soaker for self-defense? A regular water pistol should be enough). What do you do for an encore?

That’s where the US Air Force Medium Altitude, Long Endurance, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle (UAV) RQ-1 Predator from Maisto comes in. Let’s say that Dad has been labeled a terrorist in secret through your disposition matrix. Rather than just arrest him and go through the hassle of trying and convicting him in a court of law, and having to fool with all those terrorist-loving Constitutional protections, you can just use one of these flying death robots to assassinate him! Remember, due process and oversight are for sissies. Plus, you get the added bonus of taking out potential terrorists before they’ve even done anything - estimates have determined that you can kill up to 49 potential future terrorists of any age for every confirmed terrorist you kill, and with the innovative ‘double-tap’ option, you can even kill a few terrorist first responders, preventing them from committing terrorist acts like helping the wounded and rescuing survivors trapped in the rubble. Don’t let Dad get away with anti-American activities! Show him who’s boss, whether he’s at a wedding, a funeral, or just having his morning coffee. Sow fear and carnage in your wake! Win a Nobel Peace Prize and be declared Time Magazine’s Person of the Year - Twice!

This goes well with the Maisto Extraordinary Rendition playset, by the way - which gives you all the tools you need to kidnap the family pet and take him for interrogation at a neighbor’s house, where the rules of the Geneva Convention may not apply. Loads of fun!


— Top Rated Amazon review of that Predator Drone I posted a while back

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January 15, 2013
Didn't get into SDSU? Other Schools Are Always Accepting Students

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January 14, 2013
Catholic Jokes

Today I teased DEACON Mark that he ordinarily served as a minister of Communion this morning, and that that he no longer did an extraordinary job like he has in the past.

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